justasimplehoe:

what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

clanked:

[JUDGE VOICE] did u do the thing

andrewjacksonjihads:

i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair

dennys:

normcore-dad:

dennys:

welcome to dencon. on your birthday you get an extra hour in the pit.

I don’t know how much Denny’s pays their social media team but however much it is, it’s not enough

$17000

so i just dropped my brand new laptop on the same kitchen tiles i broke a bone onf rom a simple trip and holy shit it’s still?? alive and funciotning fine?? and im about to burst into tears because i’ve had the weirdest/worst day honestly like??? i don’t know how to cope rn

so today i turned up at reception with blood dripping from both hands in period one. 

great start to the week!! a+ do reccomend!

cumaddict72:

• a transphobic woman is not a feminist
• a racist woman is not a feminist
• a homophobic woman is not a feminist
• exclusionary feminism is not feminism

ruinedchildhood:

Freshman Year

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Senior Year

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